A.K.A., The Alice/Bella Twilight Femslash Rec Post #1!! (By the way, if you're interested, the subject line comes from the song "Shameless" by Ani DiFranco. Awesome song.)

Can't stand Edward "ZOMFG HOTTEST VAMP EVARZ" Cullen and his abusive treatment of Bella? Think Jacob is sweet and all, but is too much of a baby when it comes to Vamps to maintain a stable relationship with Bella? Don't really even give a shit about Mike, Tyler, and Eric, none of whom Bella will give the time of day, and SMeyer didn't put any effort into writing anyway? And yet you still read Twilight, looking for the perfect ship, for someone who won't treat Bella like shit?

Let me introduce you to Alice/Bella. Bella needs to wake up, come out, and date Alice already.

All I've got to share now are fanvids.

( We're in a room without a door/And I am sure without a doubt/They're gonna wanna know/How we got in here/And they're gonna wanna know/How we plan to get out/We better have a good explanation/For all the fun/that we had/'Cause they are coming for us, babe/And they are going to be mad/Yeah they're going to be mad at us )


Okay, I think that's enough. And someone should seriously make an Alice/Bella video to "Shameless". Seriously.

I also came across a few Speak/Twilight crossover videos that were interesting. I feel like sharing those, too, but not now.

Totally finished, epilogue and all. So here are my thoughts...

( Spoilers for the first book. )

Even though I haven't heard the best things about the movie, I'm going to see it. At some point. That's the whole reason I read the book. I guess I should also read New Moon. It's on my Christmas list.

However, first I've got to finish The Handmaid's Tale. I started it in 9th grade and never finished. A feminist sci-fi book should be a nice relief after Twilight.

OH! OH! Anyone seen Leverage? It's AWESOME!! Seriously, AWESOME! Don't let TNT's hitory of overhyping their shows fool you, it's REALLY good! Check it out! Parker (the blonde woman) i actually very awesome. She's totally insane. I love her.